{"id":4889,"date":"2019-09-19T11:48:41","date_gmt":"2019-09-19T11:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/?p=4889"},"modified":"2020-02-26T12:21:37","modified_gmt":"2020-02-26T12:21:37","slug":"geese-dont-climb-trees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/?p=4889","title":{"rendered":"Geese Don&#8217;t Climb Trees"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The figs are gone from the branches below,<br>\nthe ones that are easy to reach.<br>\n\u201cToo high,\u201d the geese sigh,<br>\nWith their eyes they beseech\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>The fact is that geese don\u2019t climb trees.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cLet us help,\u201d  we implore,<br> as we stretch for the tip.<br> \u201cGosh, oh gee,\u201d comes the goose-like plea.<br> \u201cBe safe, be secure, or surely you\u2019ll trip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>We\u2019re sorry that geese don\u2019t climb trees.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThe fig is so lovely, just like the goose,<br>\nAnd likewise the taste so sublime.<br>\n\u2019Tis a fact of nature that gives us both stature,<br>\nAnd yet we\u2019re unable to climb.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>(It is sad that geese don\u2019t climb trees.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThanks so much for helping today, \u201c<br>\nthe geese said to us so sincerely.<br>\n\u201cDon\u2019t eat fast.  Make them last,\u201d we warned.<br>\nIt\u2019s liable to be your last fig, perhaps yearly!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Remembering that geese don\u2019t climb trees.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jq96cxuPpAE\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Happy Homesteading,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">T.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/featherPen-1.jpeg\" alt=\"blog post\" class=\"wp-image-1147\" width=\"94\" height=\"94\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/featherPen-1.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/featherPen-1-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/featherPen-1-100x100.jpeg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 94px) 100vw, 94px\" \/><figcaption>from Tales from the Farm<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The figs are gone from the branches below, the ones that are easy to reach. \u201cToo high,\u201d the geese sigh, With their eyes they beseech\u2026 The fact is that geese don\u2019t climb trees. \u201cLet us help,\u201d we implore, as we stretch for the tip. \u201cGosh, oh gee,\u201d comes the goose-like plea. \u201cBe safe, be secure, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/?p=4889\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Geese Don&#8217;t Climb Trees<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4892,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[48,21,8,239],"tags":[322,58,68,240],"class_list":["post-4889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barnyard","category-fairhaven","category-geese","category-tales-from-the-farm","tag-ads","tag-barnyard","tag-geese","tag-tales-from-the-farm"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7igqH-1gR","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/G8D6FJw2SeeRKu9CNJaRBA.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4889"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4891,"href":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4889\/revisions\/4891"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bentpinefarm.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}